Word has it that explorer John Spigott, has finally returned to Canada, after his recent adventures to the far east. Rumours have it he has struck a deal with the emperors of Asia to trade Saskatchewan Wheat for fine Asian Spices, and he now speaks 3 new dialects, one of them being Asian. His ragged beard has been fashioned into a skinny fu-man-chu, and he now holds a black belt in the martial art of being awesome.
Just in time for League playoffs, welcome home Spigs.
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